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Sunday, May 31, 2009

Angelina Jolie Injured



Angelina Jolie was taken to the hospital today after getting hurt on the set of her new movie.

Angelina was shooting "Salt" on Long Island, when she bumped her head, getting some sort of nick in between her eyes. She bled a bit and was taken to the hospital.

Her manager tells us she was doing a stunt when the incident occurred. He says she is completely fine.

We just got a statement from the film's production company:

"This morning while filming an action sequence... Angelina Joli sustained a minor injury. As a precautionary measure, Ms. Jolie will be taken to the hospital and examined. Production on the film has resumed."

World's Wealthiest Model Named Gisele Bundchen

World's Wealthiest Model Named Gisele BundchenBrazilian supermodel Gisele Bundchen is the highest-earning model in the world, according to a list compiled by Forbes.com.

The model has topped the list for the third year running after making $25 million from June 2008 to June 2009, reports contactmusic.com.

Despite raking in a fortune, Bundchen, who married American football star Tom Brady in February, has been hit by the global economic crisis, making $10 million less than in the previous financial year.

But the 28-year-old catwalk queen still has lucrative campaigns with Versace, Dior, True Religion jeans and Ebel watches. She also has her own successful shoe line.

German supermodel Heidi Klum finished in second place with $16 million, earning $2 million more than the previous financial year while British beauty Kate Moss finished at third place with $8.5 million, earning a million dollars more than the previous year.

Saturday, May 23, 2009

Jessica Alba - Filmography, Films

jessica alba imageshack usJessica Alba's Film as below table

Films

Film
Year Film Role Notes
1994 Camp Nowhere Gail Voice (Film Debut)
1995 Venus Rising Young Eve Supporting Role
1999 P.U.N.K.S. Samantha Swoboda Supporting Role
Never Been Kissed Kirsten Liosis Supporting Role
Idle Hands Molly Supporting Role
2000 Paranoid Chloe Lead Role
2003 The Sleeping Dictionary Selima Lead Role DVD Exclusive Award – Best Actress in a DVD Premiere Movie
Honey Honey Daniels Lead Role Teen Choice Award Nominations – Choice Movie Liplock (Shared with Mekhi Phifer), Choice Movie Chemistry (Shared with Mekhi Phifer), Choice Movie Actress - Drama/Action Adventure, Choice Breakout Movie Star - Female
2005 Sin City Supporting Role Nancy Callahan Teen Choice Award Nomination – Choice Movie Actress: Action/Adventure/Thriller
Saturn Award Nomination – Best Supporting Actress
MTV Movie Award – Seexiiest Performance
Fantastic Four Lead Role Sue Storm / Invisible Woman Teen Choice Award Nomination – Movies - Choice Actress: Drama/Action Adventure
Razzie Award Nomination – Worst Actress
Imagen Foundation Award Nomination – Best Actress
MTV Movie Award Nomination – Best Hero
Into the Blue Sam Lead Role Razzie Award Nomination – Worst Actress
2007 Knocked Up Herself Cameo (Uncredited)
Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer Lead Role Sue Storm / Invisible Woman Teen Choice Award Nominations – Choice Movie: Hissy Fit, Choice Movie Actress: Action Adventure
Razzie Award Nominations - Worst Actress, Worst Screen Couple (Shared with Ioan Gruffudd)
The Ten Liz Anne Blazer Supporting Role
Good Luck Chuck Cam Wexler Supporting Role Razzie Award Nominations - Worst Actress, Worst Screen Couple (Shared with Dane Cook)
Awake Sam Lockwood Lead Role Razzie Award Nominations - Worst Actress, Worst Screen Couple (Shared with Hayden Christensen)
2008 The Eye Sydney Wells Lead Role Teen Choice Award - Choice Movie Actress: Horror/Thriller
Meet Bill Lucy Supporting Role
The Love Guru Jane Bullard Lead Role Razzie Award Nominations - Worst Actress
2009 An Invisible Sign of My Own Mona Gray Lead Role (Post-production)
2010 The Killer Inside Me Joyce Lakeland Lead Role (In production)
Sin City 2 Nancy Callahan Supporting Role (Pre-production)

Friday, May 15, 2009

Julia Roberts Got A Mac (psych!)

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YouPoop

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Kate Hudson is watching you poop. Ahoy!



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Kate Hudson is srsly watching you poop.



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Kate Hudson is watching you poop, and lookin all photoshopped and stuff





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So, I want to start this dot com startup company where I get enough money to hire Kate Hudson and have her stare into the camera while I play fart noises in the background and have this scrolling ticker-tape thing like a stock index go by underneath saying "KATE HUDSON IS WATCHING YOU POOP" over and over. Anybody want to invest?

Thursday, May 14, 2009

an afternoon ode to poop

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Greasy ol Megan Fox is watching you poop.



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Brigitte Nielsen is watching you poop ... and wishing you were Flavor Flav.



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Lady Gaga is watching you poop; and will probably be making a fashion statement out of it in a future song/music video/YouTube vid.



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Katy Perry is still watching you poop. And will probably later write a song about kissing a poop.

Elizabeth Banks in Armani Prive Spring 09'

Jessica Biel in 3.1 Philip Lim Fall 09'

Michelle Monaghan in Calvin Klein Fall 09'

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Jessica Alba - "It didn't freak me out at all."

jessica alba paradeJessica Alba posed for a bondage-themed print advertising campaign by Declare Yourself, a campaign encouraging voter registration among youth for the 2008 United States presidential election.

The ads by photographer Mark Liddell, which feature Jessica Alba wrapped in and gagged with black tape, drew national media attention.

Jessica Alba said of the advertisements, "It didn't freak me out at all."

The Poopsmith

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Swine flu is watching you poop.



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Lindsay Lohan is watching you poop.



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Babe the pig Mary Kate Olsen is watching you poop.