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Kate Hudson is watching you poop. Ahoy!

Kate Hudson is srsly watching you poop.

Kate Hudson is watching you poop, and lookin all photoshopped and stuff

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So, I want to start this dot com startup company where I get enough money to hire Kate Hudson and have her stare into the camera while I play fart noises in the background and have this scrolling ticker-tape thing like a stock index go by underneath saying "KATE HUDSON IS WATCHING YOU POOP" over and over. Anybody want to invest?

an afternoon ode to poop

Greasy ol Megan Fox is watching you poop.

Brigitte Nielsen is watching you poop ... and wishing you were Flavor Flav.

Lady Gaga is watching you poop; and will probably be making a fashion statement out of it in a future song/music video/YouTube vid.

Katy Perry is still watching you poop. And will probably later write a song about kissing a poop.

Elizabeth Banks in Armani Prive Spring 09'

Jessica Biel in 3.1 Philip Lim Fall 09'

Michelle Monaghan in Calvin Klein Fall 09'

Jessica Alba - "It didn't freak me out at all."

Jessica Alba posed for a bondage-themed print advertising campaign by Declare Yourself, a campaign encouraging voter registration among youth for the 2008 United States presidential election.

The ads by photographer Mark Liddell, which feature Jessica Alba wrapped in and gagged with black tape, drew national media attention.

Jessica Alba said of the advertisements, "It didn't freak me out at all."

The Poopsmith

Swine flu is watching you poop.

Lindsay Lohan is watching you poop.

Babe the pig Mary Kate Olsen is watching you poop.